Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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