It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
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He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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