So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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