She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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