Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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