i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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