so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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