i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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