so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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