have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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