what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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