Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I'm really busy with my period
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