It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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