I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
where does the pee come out of this thing
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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