the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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