I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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