I wish I could punch you in the face.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Oh god it's open bar.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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