Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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