look no pants
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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