Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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