No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Randomize