I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
A bitchslap is in order.
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