Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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