Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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