Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
