Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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