you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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