when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.