So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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