So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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