you have to choose: penises or morals?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
