I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize