Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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