Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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