I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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