i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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