come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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