the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
well you can't waste a boner
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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