Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night