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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block