Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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