I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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