Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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