At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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