You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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