what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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