ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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