i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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