He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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