Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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