if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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