We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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