The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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