do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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