I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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