yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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